Disturbing thread of the day: Sad bronies and their pony girlfriends

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  1. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    Okay I'll just walk away slowly
     
  3. Tollbooth Willie

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    For a second there I thought this thread title meant bronies could have actual girlfriends.
     
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  4. CptStern

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    Weird, but I seem to remember people doing this with pokemon and such before this.
     
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    That's a really disturbing level of creepy.
     
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    I guess you could say Twilight Sparkle's body is ready.
     
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    "Me: Oh don't worry. *pets her head* Who knows, maybe it'll be slow and I'll get off early."

    In what ****ing world, buddy?
     
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    Based on his username and his ability to conjure up a badly stylized horse for special occasions and his username, I can only assume venom2204 is a time traveler.

    The rest are clearly phonies.
     
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    Frowns. So many frowns.
     
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    Why is this the disturbing part of the Brony subculture.
     
  12. Stylo

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    My mind is now soup.
     
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    Colbert Drama.gif

    I am torn between being happy I get to use this image for once, and the horror I feel at the existence of this meme.
     
  14. Vegeta897

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    That's no meme.

    These people are genuine.
     
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    Bronies lost all chance of respect when they desecrated this actual German K98 rifle from WWII.

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    God they're ****ing sickos.
     
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    You're just mad because that rifle, or that pony, or possibly the owner is 20% cooler than you.
     
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    ok now I will lie and say that I dont know what the internet is
     
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    You were made about it too when I posted it before. And MAYBE the rifle was cooler than me, before it got pony all over it.
     
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  20. Maestro

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    No. I refuse to believe that. Choosing to acknowledge it serves only to exacerbate my already furious hatred for them and their kind.
     
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    But you DON'T know what the internet is.
     
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    The internet is not a big truck.
     
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    Those fleshlights. Ultimate creepy.

    No, but it can get you bundled into the back of one.
     
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    I feel bad for the jew eater down in Satan's asshole who must be pretty pissed knowing his dildo got f*cked up by horse f*ckers.
     
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    I've seen rather excellent graffiti in my school of bronies recruiting.
     
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    They have a school for that?
     
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    So do these guys masturbate to this stuff or what? I don't get it. I met one brony in real life, a friend of my cousin who has always been an annoying fat neo-conservative. His phone was littered in awkward loli hentai. Dude made Vege look small time on the perv scale.

    But I never understood if he masturbated to the ponies. Is it a fetish or just some odd obsession? I don't get the appeal.
     
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    I think that for a lot of people, it's simply something to have a community around - I'm not involved with bronies in any way, but from what I've seen I think a lot of guys like it simply because it's a positive, funny show which is a bit nerdy and gives them opportunities to meet people on the internet and do chatrooms and forums and conventions and what ever. There're certainly people involved for whom it is a sexual thing, but I think a good analogy is to compare it to Pokemon - there're conventions, message boards, cosplayers, fanfiction, and a small group of people who just wanna ****in bone down on Pikachu.
     
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    I guess that's OK, not sure I understand the hatred. These folks aren't hurting anyone - for the most part.
     
  30. Vegeta897

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    I don't ever see hatred, just being weirded/grossed out, and laughing at them.

    I can understand liking the visual style of the ponies without it being sexual. I like a lot of cute anime things for being cute.
    In the instance of photoshopping ponies into pictures of yourself and pretending they're your girlfriend, I do find it hard to see a sexual attraction not being part of it.
     
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    My friends and I had this joke of printing out pictures of oneself and literally using scotch tape to apply images of yourself to hardcore porn to cover up the male participants face. I love the idea of possessing that much ego and willpower during masturbation.
     
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    I think the main thing that weirds me out about the whole sexual attraction corner of the 'Bronies' stuff is the fact that, not only are they animals but they're like... little girl animals...

    Who would seriously watch MLP and think "Yep, those talking personified ponies are definitely sexually mature" ...?
     
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    I tried to watch the show once but I'm not sure I get it. Even from a sheer entertainment perspective. Even if I was so high I felt the trees outside were walking around and smiling at me I don't think I'd get it. Maybe I'm just getting old.

    lolol
     
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    it's about using friendship to ver come orobelms JESUS HOW CAN you NOT get it HAHAHAHA f*cking hell hold on let me show you my horse collection

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    wat gayme r??
     
  36. Tollbooth Willie

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    HATOFUL BOYFRIEND~


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    Can I still buy that?
     
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    I, uh... wha... ?

    *head explodes*
     
  40. Tollbooth Willie

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    You people don't know shit.
     
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