Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Pi Mu Rho, Apr 17, 2012.
Boiled? fried? scrambled?
So many choices! So little flesh!
Nothing better then a mouth full of pussy for breakfast.
I knew Pi had nothing but bad intentions when he acquired those kittens. He couldn't just let them live normal long lives, oh no. They had to be consumed.
Raw, and wriggling.
Oh my goodness they are lovely! I like that the one on the left is actually probably literally satan and the one on the right is doing a deer-in-headlights myspace photo face (if cats could do ducklips that cat would be doing ducklips)
Get them before they get you.
That's such a great photo.
I don't even have anything malicious or sarcastic to say.
Pf. Cats. It's not like they're even adorable or anything.
Cool, they look like ussuri cats.
how is this possible? I thought you had an accident:
rock on zombie Pi Mu Rho
Bengals? Awesome. Hope they are as enjoyable as pets as they are to look at.
This isn't reddit friend. Though I can see how you could get confused with the recent + and - buttons.
I spent a couple of hours with them today (they're too young for me to take them home yet) and they are truly awesome.
I never knew you had gyroscopically stabilized arms. Those were some unnaturally smooth camera movements.
That's iPhone SuperSmooth™ Technology.
I hadn't looked at that since uploading it, actually. Youtube popped up a prompt saying something like "It looks like some of your video is shaky. Would you like us to fix it?" so I hit "yes" and left it. Neat!
You're making it unnecessarily difficult to believe that you're a robot.
I don't know what a Reddit user acts like as I don't go there, but it seemed like the right thing to do without actually hitting "thumbs down" which seemed more dickish than was warranted. All "felines => 'pussy' jokes are classless, un-creative, and must die. Just like women/kitchen jokes.
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It's the bones that make them crunchy.
That's been used on this site quite a bit years ago before all the Reddit hate crap came up lately.
Some people like cats for breakfast, others like chicken, some like both, and others like nothing at all. There's no need to hate.
Reddit takes ownership of everything. Then they keep using it for years past its funny-by-date so people wind up thinking it's a "Reddit thing" because they're the only ones still lame enough to do it because the karma system is stupid and rewards repetitive bullshit. Not that there isn't some neat stuff there sometimes but man do they love their dumb played-out memes.
I love the patterns on them.
I was waiting for the horrible turn of events.
So what did you name them?
The one on the left is called Zedong, the one on the right is called Winter.
Awww.. I got two puppies the other week... up for a deathmatch?
Meow Zedong FTW
Is that so when people ask "whats that noise?" you can say "... winter is coming..."?
Because that'd be lame. Why would you even think of that?
We already had a cat called Summer, so Winter seemed an obvious choice.
We had a cat named Hello. My mom would walk through the house shouting HELLO? HELLO? trying to find it. ****ing hilarious
We had a cat named cat. It worked for us.
Huh, didn't know there was a requirement. So if your cat gave birth you'd have to give it to the shelter or something?
No, it's because they're pedigree - the breeder won't release them until they're vaccinated and neutered, which is 12 weeks.
Are you going to feed them Pedigree?
He is going to feed them to each other. Only enough at each meal so that the flesh will grow back. They will eat each other's power and recursively become god-like.
Thought they were Siamese twins for a second there.
Separate names with a comma.