hehe this guy is actually serious "Important: I will only follow reasonable orders. What's a reasonable order? Well it's NOT telling me to fly around in circles while humming Broadway musicals over voice chat. As your mercenary, I'll be willing to follow some pretty crazy orders of yours, but it needs to make some sense. For example, you could ask me to ram a Mi-17 helicopter into a pesky enemy Blackhawk a few times, and I'll happily obey. But I'm not going to do it for an hour :-P Also, I'm not going to help you "pad your stats". No cheating or any unethical ways of playing, sorry. I've always wanted to do a weird auction, so this is it. It's completely legit though, I have a 100% Ebay feedback rating. This can make a great gift for a friend. How many friends get a mercenary for a gift? Hopefully I can get a few bucks from the auction and buy me a hamburger or something. Maybe I can tell the cashier at Burger King that "I killed hundreds of foreigners to buy this hamburger." heh, I can come up with some good uses for him: "hey Merc ..***n towards that enemy tank while I fill up with health" "hey merc go get me that buggy ..and make it snappy" "hey merc, that teamate of mine is running for the helicoptor ..I want it ...shoot him now" "hey merc, invite other people into our squad and refer to me as "M'Lord" ...as in "the Chinese are regrouping M'Lord" or "We await your orders M'Lord"