Australia finally goes full retard; bans small titties and squirties from porn

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  1. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    lol I'm sure all small breasted women in australia love to be compared to young children

    so a natural bodily function is "abhorrent"?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/

    personally I think it'd be much eaiser if they just rounded up the morality ninnies and beat them to death; no more complaints
     
  2. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    Damn, and that's where I got all my petite women porn.
     
  3. Dog--

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    What the **** is going on in Australia?
     
  4. Ravioli

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    Dont worry, the old moralfags who are doing this will all die soon of old age, they cant live forever. Once they are gone the australian people will restore their basic human rights.
     
  5. Stormy

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    HAHAHAHa what ****ing funny, I have tears in my eyes.

    How the hell is that going to stop pedio's? At least they still have their bbq's.... i wonder if they will ban sausage, it looks like man bits.
     
  6. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    no this never happens. they said that when people burned beatle records because they were "indecent". they said that in the 80's when bands like Iron Maiden were labeled as Satan worshippers

    they never die off because they're replaced by young morality ****s. it's been over 2 centuries since the victorian age and yet there's still some segments of society who are just as repressed as they were. we'll always have moral ninnies who will complain of something or other. it's what they do

    now if people were to simply kill them outright they might be forced to shut the **** up or face the angry mob
     
  7. swan_song1973

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    man, **** australia.
     
  8. The Monkey

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    Oh lol. :LOL:

    That actually have a "golden showers" category? Oh man.
     
  9. Tyguy

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    Does this encourage pedo's to go out and be themselves in public since they can't have access to that stuff at home?

    could be...
     
  10. Unfocused

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    What the ****, Australia?
     
  11. unozero

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    HAHAAHH
     
  12. Rizzo

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    Jesus ****ing christ... A friend of mine is talking about moving to Austrailia. I will ask him to seriously reconsider. How can a country who produced both Steve Irwin AND Crocodile Dundee be so batshit ****ing crazy? Yeah yeah it's not the entire country but still... Jesus christ this on top of everything.
     
  13. Warped

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    bans usually don't end well and make the people want the item that much more
     
  14. DEATHMASTER

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    enjoy your city 17
     
  15. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    wow what a brilliant idea to catch pedos! it's the breast plan ever!

    ..also I wouldnt be surprised if the plan was initiated by the breast augmentation industry to pad sales of silicon implants. it's an inside boobjob
     
  16. Maestro

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    God damnit Stern, it makes it hard to dislike you when you're funny.

    Shit this is stupid, I like women who don't have head-sized cans!
     
  17. AJ Rimmer

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    So, where is the line between simply not having a big chest and having a body similar to that of a pre-pubescent girl? How will they enforce this law? Is there a mass-to-age boob ratio that's been worked out? What about shaved vaginas? Surely all porn must display full bushes so as to guarantee that the performers have gone through puberty, if this law is to make any sense.

    The squirting thing is even more madness.
     
  18. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    This image that I saved so long ago finally became a little relevant.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Krynn72

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    Why are their noses part of their upper lips?

    Also, is male ejaculation banned? Would be telling if they banned female ejaculation but not male.
     
  20. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    I call that "lazily drawn" anime.
     
  21. Danimal

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    I keep trying to tell people about how the western world is slowly turning into a police state.

    I keep trying to tell people America is next.

    Just wait.
     
  22. Maestro

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    Hell man, you can regulate my guns out of existence, but if those mother****ers take my porn they're getting every round of ammo I have at 600m/s.
     
  23. Krynn72

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    Too bad you have zero rounds.
     
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    Considering that female ejaculation is a myth in the first place, I don't see a reason to ban it.

    It's like banning unicorns.
     
  25. Maestro

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    I have about 80 rounds of .308 that strongly disagree. That's about how many I'd get out before they catch me, most likely.

    Then I'll turn tail and run, because there's no point in fighting for porn when you can't fap to it.
     
  26. Operational

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    Oh Boy! Look how quickly the internet can turn a unconfirmed press release from a (newly formed) political party into a crazed moral panic.
     
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    Too bad you have no rounds.
     
  29. Danimal

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    What if the rounds were legal, and he ended up just throwing them really hard?
     
  30. Vegeta897

    Vegeta897 Banned as all fuck

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    Hey guys I posted this in the other Australia thread and nobody even responded.

    **** you all and **** Stern.
     
  31. Naph

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    Shut up Troll.
     
  32. kineaesth

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    Heyyyyy learn to female anatomy.

    I mean I know that this isn't yet law, right. But what's really weird is that in the age of increased sexual enlightenment, readily available information, education and advice about sex (I mean not counting American high schools and the totally ****ed abstinence only bullshit), that this shit is still god damn happening. Maybe it's a reaction against the increased social acceptance of sex/porn? Who knows, but shit sucks.
     
  33. Darkside55

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    Well fuck, what's gonna happen to Abby Winters? All them small-tittied girls gonna get removed? Now that's just sad. Now I gotta go and save a bunch of sets 'fore the ban.
     
  34. simonjedi

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    Am i the only one who read the title as:

    Australia finally goes full retard; bans small titties and squirtles from porn ?
     
  35. MuToiD_MaN

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    Yes.

    Now back to the ban...
    Please, think of the Asians!!!
     
  36. Tacoeaterguy

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    I wasn't aware that Australia had so many pedophiles. God damn, this is just bad. What is with all the banning of things in Australia all the sudden anyway?
     
  37. Maestro

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    Stupid Krynn, wasn't that obvious?
     
  38. Darkside55

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    I admit I was kind of disappointed when I re-read the title and saw that was an 'i,' not an 'l.' If Australia had banned squirtle porn this would've been a funnier thread.
     
  39. Stigmata

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    And Oz would be a much darker place.
     
  40. ríomhaire

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    I read that too. The thing they actually banned is even stupider though.
     

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