hi people.this is my 1st time here.i play halflife every chance i get.it's the best game i played.can't wait for episode2 [bye for now0
Welcome...if you wouldn't mind stepping onto this train going to our luxury hotels, Nova Prospect, we would love to give you a comfortable stay there....
Don't scare him away as well!!! All the n00bs are being scared away and you need newbies! Who's going to take your place when you're gone, otherwise?? We need a new generation of members. Anyway, the show 1347, welcome to hl2.net. And despite what people may tell you, it's NOT safer here!!!:cheese:
Half-Life sucks, this is actually an Anti-Half-Life website in disguise. We all worship Halo here. Master Chief is your lord an-*gunshots are heard*
Here's how it's gonna work, Show. You show up, post in the newbie forum. We reply with in-jokes and promises (threats don't necessarily need to be kept; these are iron-clad assurances) of buttsex for about three pages before this thread dissolves into a no man's land of random spam. Then we never hear from you again. This is how it's happened since the beginning of Halflife2.net, so shall it always be.
I just realized your name has the last 4 digits of my phone number on it!!.. ... ..... Now bend over and take it like my mom.
I hope you stick around for a bit. Unlike other newbies... Not that I had any involvement in their leaving... Hm.
Good ol Cyberpitzy locked his closet and ive been stuck in thar. Internets down, at dads office typing this stuff.