addicted to halflife

Discussion in 'Newbie Central' started by the show 1347, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. the show 1347 Newbie

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    hi people.this is my 1st time here.i play halflife every chance i get.it's the best game i played.can't wait for episode2 [bye for now0
  2. Man|-|unter Newbie

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    Welcome to Halflife2.net it's safer here. What? What do you say? Just another word and you die. :) :|
  3. CyberPitz Party Escort Bot

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    Welcome...if you wouldn't mind stepping onto this train going to our luxury hotels, Nova Prospect, we would love to give you a comfortable stay there....
  4. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Welcome. And stuff.






    Whatever.
  5. TCfromBN Newbie

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    The Newbie Section seems to have lost it's spunk. :(

    Someone prove me wrong.
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    GIVE ME BUTTSECKS.



    That is all.:|
  7. highlander Newbie

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    Buttsechs!!!!\


    Hello.
  8. Iron Kat Space Core

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    Don't scare him away as well!!! All the n00bs are being scared away and you need newbies! Who's going to take your place when you're gone, otherwise?? We need a new generation of members.
    Anyway, the show 1347, welcome to hl2.net. And despite what people may tell you, it's NOT safer here!!!:cheese:
  9. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    The cake is a lie.

    The cake is Iron Kat.
  10. Lucid The Freeman

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    Half-Life sucks, this is actually an Anti-Half-Life website in disguise.

    We all worship Halo here.
    Master Chief is your lord an-*gunshots are heard*
  11. Cole Newbie

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    Tomorrow you will be addicted to buttsechs.
  12. Iron Kat Space Core

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    Eh?
  13. Darkside55 The Freeman

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    Here's how it's gonna work, Show. You show up, post in the newbie forum. We reply with in-jokes and promises (threats don't necessarily need to be kept; these are iron-clad assurances) of buttsex for about three pages before this thread dissolves into a no man's land of random spam. Then we never hear from you again.

    This is how it's happened since the beginning of Halflife2.net, so shall it always be.
  14. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    That's right.

    Now you're thinking with portals.
  15. Iron Kat Space Core

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  16. CyberPitz Party Escort Bot

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    I just realized your name has the last 4 digits of my phone number on it!!..
    ...
    .....
    Now bend over and take it like my mom.
  17. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Your mom takes it very well. Time to move up to corn!
  18. the show 1347 Newbie

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    Thankx guys for your replies.Hope to have a good stay in here.Halflife 4ever.
  19. TCfromBN Newbie

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    He is immune to our moral attacks. D:




    Welcome to the ranks. :D
  20. Iron Kat Space Core

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    I hope you stick around for a bit. Unlike other newbies...
    Not that I had any involvement in their leaving...
    Hm.
  21. Azner Tank

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    Iron kat is portal.

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    Welcome
  22. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Where the Hell have you been Az?
  23. Iron Kat Space Core

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    WTF?!
  24. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    If at first you don't succeed. YOU FAIL. And the test will be terminated.
  25. taviow Tank

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    Thanks to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible is easy.
  26. Azner Tank

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    Good ol Cyberpitzy locked his closet and ive been stuck in thar.

    Internets down, at dads office typing this stuff.