Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kineaesth, May 8, 2008.
Sure you want to inflict pain. It's called penis-envy.
very very siggable. Who wants to have the honours.
And to KA, what the hell. Who would do such a thing?
I am a penis. Rarwwww.
Why not? I didn't know this had a name though.
You can use mine, if you want.
just grab and pull!
I prefer gallet gun myself.
I was circumcised when I was 5/6 so theres a bit of scarring lol.
this will be my motto for the rest of my life
Some of you guys start up the most awkward topics ever concieved. This is probably more awkward than talking about a vagina with your grandmother.
I went through my whole life, and little did I know that behind the scenes, there was an epic penis battle.
never thought about this kind of thing, and I don't see any reason to care.
My penis looks awesome, and I care about my penis, but why care about other penii?
As long as your penis can do it's job, there is no reason to be jealous, envious, or disappointed.
The four things you penis should be able to do are as follows
Mandatory (without the aid of a coloscopy bag installation):
Preferable (or not, depending on your opinion):
2) Get a woman pregnant
3) Become erect (this can assist with #2 and #4, but can be a nuisance for #1)
4) Stress relief/pleasure
You should give yourself 25% for each duty, for a maximum of 100% penis usefulness.
If you scored a 100%, congratulations, you have a fully working penis.
If you scored 75%, this can be fixed with drugs or surgery.
50%, hey, at least it can be used for something.
25% or lower - Unless it's #4, kill yourself
0% are you sure you aren't a war veteran, or a female?
I'm circumcised, and longing for smegma.
I am not and I am pretty sure I have this:
I don't know if it's going to be a problem yet. Aside from the "dripping," which is a bit of a problem
Get into a shower, pull your foreskin back non-erect, and concentrate on getting a boner. It'll feel tight but just go with it.
Of course if it starts bleeding, run for the hills.
It probably will. You just aren't used to it. The foreskin is very elastic and will stretch to accommodate change. Just pull it back very gently very frequently... eventually you'll get to the point where it will completely unsheathe and roll back under the gland.
Of course, consult a medical practitioner if you aren't sure or want... consult.
this thread is getting gayer by the minute.
Circumsized. My penis is quite pretty.
Do what Pesh said.
Bot now after watchign Bullshit I am somewhat angry and thinking about sending the video to my parents.
Pesh made me go D:
But in a good way.
He made you go D:?
He made me go B========D
Veggies, i didnt know your left testes was smaller that the right one :O
You obviously have no depth perception.
I am looking from the top view.
Bitch, get on your knees.
Strange to heard that from someone with face of Sigmund Freud.
Dude, those things are like snakes... Never liked snakes.
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