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-start working out/eating better
-start a band
-PROAST HERE MORE D: D: D:
Good lord, this makes me wish my compy was up and running.
I've been pretty lucky- this may I tore the trifibrocardial complex in my right wrist jumping over a couch. A few months of wearing a splint is...
"Sleep is for the drunk."
My 22 year old friend is currently porking a gorgeous 41-year-old woman. F*cking awesome.
I love my copy, actually. The things they cut from the final product are really interesting.
Blue balls. Brrrrrrr.
I'm torn about this one. On one hand, the premise is RETARDED. Dante's Inferno has nothing to do with combat whatsoever, and they're merely mining...
Definitely keep it. Cats are awesome- pity half my family is allergic ;(
Oh god, SO good. I got it the day it dropped- absolutely brilliant.
That said, if you love them, you'll also love Department of Eagles. It's...
Ahahaha! I was drawn back to the forums by the waves of funny radiating from this thread!
I rolled and twisted my right ankle jumping stairs on a skateboard in seventh grade. I've resprained it multiple times a year since. Recently I...
Exhaustion, preferably of a sexual nature.
These things are godawful. I used to get them constantly as a kid, but fortune has smiled on my tonsils of late.
Oh god, I lol'd at the title.
Babe, I could have you naked with a single Al Green song.
I don't mind family guy, but that song was really lame.
Absurdly long tongue, ability to charm anyone with song, and above all the power of wicked awesome facial hair.