toaster-chan

Oh my gosh. Maybe the name was on purpose!

You just said it was your favourite...

Which game is that? Also, secretly, what I said before is only partially true.

Oh... But... F*ck, really?

I thought I was D:

... May he rest in peace. And also recieve a violent bumming.

I really have a giant crush on him so bad. A fiery lusting in my loins.

I'm usually a very friendly drunk. But Saturos is taking troll to the next level currently.

However I am noticing that after a second large dollop of gin I'm getting a bit rage-ish, especially at Saturos.

Why did no one tell me drunk posting was this fun?

(And I'm home sick)

Hey man just wondering are you planning on playing TF2 drunk anytime soon?

No wait don't it's gay he's a communist.

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Still the same piece of paper. I mean bare chest/etc.

I entirely don't believe you, and I think you're lying. Also that site was horrible and I had to leave it.

Do you have some sort of account where those are posted? ... Uh, 'Vegeta' wants to see them. Also why is your picture a pixellated animu girl?

Thanks. For art design I'm inventing a font based on my hand writing. Also masturbation is only a sin when gurls do it without being filmed.

Look see what I did I made some sort of innuendo.

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Don't say things like that I thought you were serious and then I was all confused.

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You could pretend it's written on my bare chest.

Take another one it'll be fine would it make you happy if I drew a heart and posted it in your profile?

Yeah... No. I quite like you maybe a bit.

Sorry for leavenoobing, the computer with MSN was desired by someone else.

I always play when I'm sick. I climbed onto the top floor, and then it saw me and threw a head crab and I killed it and was all slightly maybe screaming in my head, and hid in the corner, and it went back to it's normal path, but I couldn't move because then it would see me and I kept shooting it and missing because I was so scared and I ran out of ammo and it was terrible.

They were great, but I'd always get this strange feeling, like I knew something would be in there, and I wanted to go in, and I'd get all scared and indecisive. You know the house very early on, with the poison zambie in it?

I was once playing while sick and I made that abandoned house on the coast road my summer home, after getting rid of the rollermines. And I'd bring down the family and we'd play checkers and drink lemonade, and go to the fair, and it'd be wonderful. But then after rambling around alone for a while I got worried, because the only sound is the wind, and I became all paranoid, and so I made it into a fort and spawned lots of shit to help defend it, and then hid in the bathroom for the Combine that I thought would bust in at any minute. Honestly the wind makes me so paranoid.

Have you ever seen the G-Man at the end of the tracks?

My god I love Ravenholm so much, it's like this perfect little mini game. And then the bit at the end on the train tracks with the snipers and G-Man is sublime gameplay. Also that's an amazingly nerdy email address.

Sounds slightly dysfunctional but also a bit awesome. I guess as long as you're not out on the mean streets of Ohio raping people or being raped or stealing cars or houses it's okay, right? Would it be lames of me to ask for your MSN, if only for the purpose of telling you how amazing Vegeta is?

How are you getting your boozeamahol then? *shocked face*

How old are you? Old enough to get alcohols by yourself?

Good to here. What is it this time?

Drunk much?

Absence? Abscence? Nice though. Engy worked well, yeah. I was also bored at school so came up with what would be on the other ones. Like a headset for the scout, rocket for Soldier, Rum bottle for Demo, Knife for spy, Scope symbol for Sniper, Sascha for Heavy?

Actually comparitively I dislike the Pyro one I've done, but the others are cool. What is this actually for?

Or
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http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/1224/pyropyropyrorx5.png
Maybe.

Also

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