Sulkdodds
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Birthday:
Jun 17, 1989 (Age: 27)
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Brighton, UK
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Student, pool lifeguard

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Sulkdodds

Companion Cube, 27, from Brighton, UK

Sulkdodds was last seen:
Dec 16, 2014
    1. kineaesth
      kineaesth
      So.
      I had a dream that you, ('Sulkdodds'), were this really pathetic thirty-something guy who was overweight and unfit and unhappy. As a result you'd been put on a reality tv show with all these kids, the basic premise being 'is Sulkdodds more better than some kids'. You'd have endurance tests and races and stuff against these children, and you'd always get completely dominated, especially by this little Maori kid. At one point the challenge was to climb a big sheet of stiff fabric suspended from a wire that had the 'rocks' from rock-climbing walls all over it. All of the kids made it and you just repeatedly tried to jump over it, eventually either breaking your nose or being knocked unconscious.

      Anyway later on you had to go to my Primary school for the next stage of challenges, and you were sitting in a prefab classroom eating peanuts and rice crackers that the organisers of the show had given to you because they were 'good for you'. While you were eating you picked up the paper and saw an article about you and the show, and there was a box-out claiming to have unveiled this secret society you were part of called Hetairia. It had a drawn picture of all the 'members' sitting on/standing by a couch. However they were all either furries, disney characters, or shoddily drawn anthropomorphic versions of their avatars. They were also all named, like their usernames, but most of the names were complete rubbish. Then when you looked closer you realised they were all having sex. At that point either DEATHMASTER or DEATH eVADER came in and started spewing acidic semen on everyone in the picture (which, it had been accepted, could move). This was in order to wake them up so they could get back to rowing. However the semen got all over a tv at the school and so you had to run across the field to another class room to get some paper towels and clean the television. And as you were running across the field one of the kids from the tv show (a small red-headed girl, slightly chubby) saw you and raced you and you beat her and you were happy.
      Here's where it gets interesting. At first, my dream was from a third person perspective, but as the dream progressed I became you.

      As a result, when I woke up, I was hungry as shit for peanuts.
    2. VirusType2
      VirusType2
      I asked Ennui but he hasn't responded. Rather than make a thread, may I ask if Adrik Senturu get a permaban? I didn't feel he was deserving of a severe punishment and have been wondering why he isn't back yet.
    3. Azner
      Azner
      How long is pilots ban?
    4. Gray Fox
      Gray Fox
    5. ríomhaire
      ríomhaire
      As interesting as a forum glitch it is, it, unfortunately, has absolutely no use other than astonishing more observant members.
    6. Gray Fox
    7. ríomhaire
      ríomhaire
      Haha no. I even said it in the post. It was just complete serendipity.
    8. VirusType2
      VirusType2
      I want to keep adding you as a friend like +1 +1 +1 ... some kind of exponential shit
    9. ríomhaire
      ríomhaire
      How the hell did our sigs end up inside the spoiler tags?
    10. Ennui
      Ennui
      Sulkdodds, once again, come to America. Or maybe I will just study abroad in the UK. Our powers combined could be very potent indeed.
    11. taviow
      taviow
      The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
    12. Kula Meenur
      Kula Meenur
      Heya Dodds, can ya possibly throw me a line into the secret society mate?
    13. Mellish
      Mellish
      No I'm only 14... But I might go there for uni when the time comes.
    14. Mellish
      Mellish
      Nope born in Brighton then moved to Scotland (Glasgow).
    15. Acepilotf14
    16. Acepilotf14
      Acepilotf14
      Hey sulks, whatever happened to Levio? He hasn't updated his blog in like 2 weeks.
    17. Mellish
      Mellish
      I was born in brighton. :) Just a five minute walk to the beach. Last time I visited there, there was a coach convention. :sleep:
    18. ríomhaire
      ríomhaire
      You need to set up a new short story contest, damn you Sulkman!
    19. toaster-chan
      toaster-chan
      hay bb
      I sent you an email, but it was late and my female brain can't work quite quickly enough to realize that it's probably not always a good idea to use a fake spam title for the subject?
      Well.
      I guess maybe check yr spam folders if you didn't get it lols
      KAYBYE<3
    20. Gray Fox
      Gray Fox
      Funny thing, a couple of weeks ago we had this conversation about you, and I was saying you were a
      ****ing gay asshole and he was like " I love sulkdodds, he is the best guy on hl2, and blabla bla"
      Anyway he admires you don't insult him.


      edit: since when have you been reading moonbat so much, I remember having a quote of
      him in my sig as he was one of the most influential persons concerning politics to me, and I
      mentioned him in one of the people you admire most threads.

      But you never ever said anything to me. Also it's kinda of odd that you, use him as a source
      as I imagine most people here would consider him a loon, I think in this case you are the
      one that gives authority instead of him. In the future I may just use your posts as an
      independent and trustworthy source.
    21. Gray Fox
      Gray Fox
      What do you mean by "pathetic", did you diss Solaris?
    22. kineaesth
      kineaesth
      Why is it that he spins? Your avatar man.
      His rotating motion can be bad for my digestion, on occasion.
    23. Sheepo
      Sheepo
      Congratulations. You have viewed my profile. Standard viewing protocol requires I befriend you. Optional befriending protocol allows me to present you with an amusing song.

      To me, coming from you,
      Friend is a four letter word.
      End is the only part of the word
      That I heard.
      Call me morbid or absurd.
      But to me, coming from you,
      Friend is a four letter word.

      To me, coming from you,
      Friend is a four letter word.
      End is the only part of the word
      That I heard.
      Call me morbid or absurd.
      But to me, coming from you,
      Friend is a four letter word.

      When I go fishing for the words
      I am wishing you would say to me,
      Im really only praying
      That the words youll soon be saying
      Might betray the way you feel about me.

      But to me, coming from you,
      Friend is a four letter word.
    24. toaster-chan
      toaster-chan
      Honestly, I could never imagine the kind of pride that you must feel. Being held in such high esteem by a man as respectable as Levi. You must be elated.

      Also, after reading ZT's post, I'm pretty angry that you've never let me date your sister. >:|
    25. MJ12
      MJ12
      Oh Sulk, you and your rants about posting. I don't even understand your billy bosh sometimes. But I bet I am going to get scolded for something again, maybe for posting in your profile *sigh*

      Anyways, the first one I recall was about your "sister", now I don't know if you have a sister or not, but in my dream you allowed me to date her.
      The second dream was more vague, you were at some party.
    26. Sgt.Tibbs
      Sgt.Tibbs
      ZT, that's rather disturbing.
    27. MJ12
      MJ12
      I've had another dream about you, Sulkdodds.

      ... It's strange you are the only HL2.net member I dream about. O_O
    28. Iron Kat
      Iron Kat
      In an 'Oxford v. Cambridge' battle I'm definitely on the Oxford side. i was born there, we lived at Regents park College for a bit and my brother got into the uni. He decided not go there, though, because the drive would be way too long. He's at Durham instead.
    29. Sheepo
      Sheepo
      I believe many people are interested in another short story contest
    30. toaster-chan
      toaster-chan
      DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE LEVI'S ROLE MODEL? It's true!
    31. VirusType2
      VirusType2
      Sulkmother****ingdoggs, what up Crackazoid. Post more
    32. kineaesth
      kineaesth
      /visits

      /remembers the thing with the explosians on the threads yeah
    33. ShinRa
      ShinRa
      just saw my infraction that apparently expired. are you serious?
    34. Que-Ever
      Que-Ever
      *birthday snog*
    35. Kula Meenur
      Kula Meenur
      "Next I will take Mescaline and commune with Aldous Huxley."

      Lol, not a fan of Bill Bailey are we? Hilarious bloke :)
    36. Ennui
      Ennui
      Negative, didn't infraction anyone, IMO only Grey Fox crossed the line and deserves an infraction. I would either infraction both nurizeko AND kayadi or neither of them to be fair.

      PS if a post has been infractioned a little red box appears in the bottom right corner, if they've been warned the box is yellow.
    37. Solaris
    38. Kula Meenur
      Kula Meenur
      Righteo cheers :)
    39. Kula Meenur
      Kula Meenur
      Hey dodds, what got slicer banned mate?
    40. Tagaziel
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