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Shem
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Birthday:
September 27
Location:
United States
Occupation:
I occupy many things

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Shem

The Freeman, Male, from United States

I need to get that game. Wish it would go down in price on Amazon. That's not to say I wouldn't pay full price, just can't afford it man. <3 Jul 18, 2013

Shem was last seen:
Jul 18, 2013
    1. Shem
      Shem
      I need to get that game. Wish it would go down in price on Amazon. That's not to say I wouldn't pay full price, just can't afford it man. <3
    2. Shem
      Shem
      I don't know, he sorta looks like that Doctor Who fellow.
    3. Shem
      Shem
      Well there goes my self-esteem
    4. Shem
      Shem
      Only when I'm married <3
    5. Shem
      Shem
      Is it the same guy?
    6. Shem
      Shem
      Hello My name is Shem
    7. Shem
      Shem
      You're not as attractive as the other people, sorry to say.
    8. Shem
      Shem
      WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
    9. Shem
      Shem
      Oh okay. My identify is Shem. People call me Shem in the "real" world too. And I assume Matt's identify is Matt. It sounds so natural and I
    10. Shem
      Shem
      You are one sexy man. <3
    11. Shem
      Shem
      Well technically rikt, the only things we need are food, water, and shelter. So yeah, you really don't need it.
      1. Matt
        Matt
        So if I removed my lungs, I would be fine, and you would respect my decision? I know I would respect your decision to remove your brain, seeing as how it's being put to such little use. BURN!
        Jul 6, 2013
      2. Shem
        Shem
        Well, technically, you only need one lung to survive so yeah you'd be fine and I'd totally respect it even though you'd be a retard for doing that. And oh yeah like your brain is being put to much use either, you're a monkey scratching its head. Probably picking at all the lice eating out your brain matter. Wait, what brain matter? OH WOAH OH.
        Jul 6, 2013
      3. Matt
        Matt
        I said lungs, not lung. You seem to forget that I cannot feel your sick burns, as, according to you, I do not have any brain matter, meaning that I cannot feel pain. I don't even have a thalamus. SCIENCE!
        Jul 6, 2013
    12. Shem
    13. Shem
      Shem
      Portal 2 was the best game I've played since 2004.
    14. Shem
      Shem
      Of course it wasn't great. It was perfect.
    15. Shem
      Shem
      A legent? Surely you mean legend, my good sir. Unless you are referring to a gent of le, le being an article in the French language. Retard.
    16. Shem
      Shem
      You can suck my lollipop anytime.
    17. Shem
      Shem
      Are you Spider-Man?
    18. Shem
      Shem
      I love Barnz.
    19. Shem
      Shem
      hi BabyHeadCrab
    20. Shem
      Shem
      I will Try !!!!!
    21. Shem
      Shem
      "Friends" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin III. Bring those friends.
      1. BabyHeadCrab
        BabyHeadCrab
        Can I bring the ones from the 90s sitcom too? They're just so relatable and the show proves that even as you approach middle age you can still be young at heart!

        Have a good fun #todaysnewspickle
        Apr 28, 2013
    22. Shem
      Shem
      I am fat
    23. Shem
      Shem
      AravissTime.net
      1. BabyHeadCrab likes this.
    24. Shem
      Shem
      Shamrockdislikedmypostfornoreason.net
    25. Shem
      Shem
      I always thought the Big Bang Theory just meant what would happen if a bunch of people got together and ****ed each other.
    26. Shem
      Shem
      I really wish you hadn't come back.
      1. MuToiD_MaN likes this.
    27. Shem
      Shem
      And if you were a wizard, how could you be a homo? Magic a third man into existence and there you go, no homo.
    28. Shem
      Shem
      Apparently you can't make rhymes in status updates. Noted.
    29. Shem
      Shem
      Oh so Araviss is the boss. He got lunch for himself. Very ****ing clever
    30. BabyHeadCrab
      BabyHeadCrab
      STFU SHEM LOL!
    31. Shem
      Shem
      Apparently my dislike counter multiplied itself by 10. Was at 5, now at 50. Moderators, it's only fair to do the same to my likes. I get 840
    32. Shem
      Shem
      Shamrock will be your Valentine, Araviss.
    33. Shem
      Shem
      No one ever promised to kiss me :(
    34. Shem
      Shem
      Shem came in with his and everything was alright
    35. BabyHeadCrab
      BabyHeadCrab
      i think i'm in love with you let's hold hands and watch the american united states of australia super bowl
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        I would very much like that
        Feb 3, 2013
      3. Matt
        Matt
        Shem... how could you?
        Jul 6, 2013
      4. Shem
        Shem
        That was a long time ago. We can hold hands and watch the British United Colonies of Australia Bowl next year.
        Jul 6, 2013
    36. Shem
      Shem
      ShinRa and I made out at a Mariah Carey concert once. He didn't want me to tell anyone but it had to cum out. Brb he's calling me for more
    37. Shem
      Shem
      And I want you to like it
    38. Shem
      Shem
      If Status Updates is taken down the autistic people will no longer be represented and we will be forced to leave. So try it mother****ers
    39. Shem
      Shem
      Do it. See what happens.
    40. Shem
      Shem
      Challenge accepted, ShinRa. I'll make a nice little pie out of you and serve the slices to my dogs. Bon appetit!
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