Shem

You can suck my lollipop anytime.

Are you Spider-Man?

I love Barnz.

hi BabyHeadCrab

I will Try !!!!!

"Friends" by Led Zeppelin from Led Zeppelin III. Bring those friends.

I am fat

AravissTime.net

Shamrockdislikedmypostfornoreason.net

I always thought the Big Bang Theory just meant what would happen if a bunch of people got together and ****ed each other.

I really wish you hadn't come back.

And if you were a wizard, how could you be a homo? Magic a third man into existence and there you go, no homo.

Apparently you can't make rhymes in status updates. Noted.

Oh so Araviss is the boss. He got lunch for himself. Very ****ing clever

STFU SHEM LOL!

Apparently my dislike counter multiplied itself by 10. Was at 5, now at 50. Moderators, it's only fair to do the same to my likes. I get 840

Shamrock will be your Valentine, Araviss.

No one ever promised to kiss me :(

Shem came in with his and everything was alright

i think i'm in love with you let's hold hands and watch the american united states of australia super bowl

ShinRa and I made out at a Mariah Carey concert once. He didn't want me to tell anyone but it had to cum out. Brb he's calling me for more

And I want you to like it

If Status Updates is taken down the autistic people will no longer be represented and we will be forced to leave. So try it mother****ers

Do it. See what happens.

Challenge accepted, ShinRa. I'll make a nice little pie out of you and serve the slices to my dogs. Bon appetit!

Dude I remember playing Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy and you could like force grip kick the shit outta people and I was really good for a time

HEY! SHINRA! Leave those weirdos alone. I used to be a lurker once myself and know how it feels to stalk people. I really liked Samon.

check your white hetero-normative male privilege at the door

We've got a Tollbooth Willie wannabe over here, folks. Listen, punk, make a few thousand posts before you reveal your mental disabilities.

Pwner523 = Speed

Hold on, didn't show up. But yeah, maybe CS:GO is better than all your 100 games, which I'll gladly take off your hands if you OH NO NO HEL-

Perhaps CS:GO is better than all your 100 games. Hey, you know, I'll take those off your hands for you if you want, I'll play them OH NO N-

My penis hurts, but it's great to have logged in once again after an unintended hiatus. So, I mean, what have I missed? Oh shit no space lol

Shem! You there?! Where'd you go!!? SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!

Hey, it's me again. Just wanted to say that I'm that guy you know. Nothing much else to put here. What else to put here? I need help please.

What do you want to know? I'm that guy you know, and that's that. I really don't have anything else to say. Go away before I become furious.

Not even sure what to put here. I guess I'm active, sure. Looks like I have a few more characters left to spare. Well, whatever, bye now b--

In celebration of my 1,000th post on these beloved forums (achieved on Thursday, June 16, 2011), I will be throwing a celebra-- no one really cares, do they?

Happy birthday man!

Happy barthday.