SamuraiKenji
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SamuraiKenji

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    1. mechanicallizard
      no, but i am in charge. if you have any ideas for rules, post them to me for approval.
      Rule 9: rules suggested by the chief vice-chairman may not always be approved.
    2. mechanicallizard
      beats me. but it should benefit the "Organisation" in some way.
      Rule 6: mechlizard will not be held responsible for any injuries or deaths
      recieved whilst on a mission for the "Organisation".
    3. mechanicallizard
      you should have undying, unconditional love only for your leader. (me).
      but accepting the offer was a wise choice. now, i will allow you to choose our
      first mission in the "Organisation". this will give you valuble field experience.
    4. mechanicallizard
      the war was put on hold because of a greater evil .....'mother'.....
      your first few days in the "Organisation" were crap because you were a new recruit.
      however, seeing as you and i are the only members of the "Organisation", i am willing to make
      you, *chief vice-chairman/woman*.

      and i would have saved you. you just didnt enter.
    5. mechanicallizard
      THERE ARE MANY RULES AND THINGS YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE "Organisation".
      YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT SACRIFICING YOURSELF, IT SHOULD BE
      A NATURAL REACTIO TO SAVE ME!
    6. mechanicallizard
      you forget your place, mr Kenji! it is i who is in charge of this "Organisation", not you!
    7. mechanicallizard
      thats not my point. I WOULD HAVE SACRIFICED MYSELF TRYING TO UN BAN YOU!
      so again i ask: WHERE WERE YOU?I NEEDED YOU!
      "Organisation" Rule 8: if neccessary, give your life(or online account) for mechlizard.
    8. mechanicallizard
      i was banned last night. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU MOST??
    9. Brewmaster
      ok the pic is fake he sucks ass :x
    10. Brewmaster
      oh wow. how in the world did i NOT see the "house" in your post ....
      ha, i should open MY eyes. sheesh :/

      boy do i feel embarrassed

      well, at least the pic is real and that includes the house too

      *runs
    11. Mech Man
      So is your face. Oh yeah , I went there.
    12. Mech Man
      Not even!
    13. Mech Man
      But... But... Thats no fair!
    14. mechanicallizard
      exellent...... welcome to the "Organisation"...
      all plans will be revealed to you shortly....right now its midnight and im going to bed...

      and remember, Rule 3: KFC addictions must be controllable
      as for the 3 balls thing, this certainly wins you brownie points with the "Organisation"....
    15. Mech Man
      Aint payin' no one for rape!
    16. mechanicallizard
      1. you must have a penis.
      2. with two balls.
      3. a controllable addiction to Kentucky fried chicken.
      4. be able to recite Siegfreid Sassoons poem, 'The Effect', off by heart.
      5. theres no real 5th rule, but 4 is an unlucky number so i added this.
    17. mechanicallizard
      do not worry yourself samurai, you will be included. however, we have certain...
      stipulations, rules if you will, in our "Organisation".
    18. mechanicallizard
      mr Kenji, i too have a ......mother..... my associates and i have spent many
      a night plotting how to remove them from their positions of power..... so far
      unsuccessfully, but we are nearing a breakthrough....
    19. mechanicallizard
      .....m........mother?......dear god.....how does one combat such.....evil...
    20. mechanicallizard
      i have great sympathy for you samurai. i too hate it when forced to do things straight after
      being woken. and im joining the military next year, so im really not doing myself any favours.

      but.......shopping?......what kind of monster would think up such a thing?
    21. mechanicallizard
      pray tell, mr Kenji, that i may seek a way to vanquish this evil you speak of.
    22. mechanicallizard
      dark times? because i am still intent on your destruction? or because mr Tenjin wants to call you jr?
      or something even more sinister? nice avatar by the way. brings out the whole christmas/dark time thing.
    23. RakuraiTenjin
      just add jr o nthere before i find you lmao
    24. RakuraiTenjin
      no because he has "FAN"

      You need to add Jr. on there because you stole it
    25. RakuraiTenjin
      Add JR to yhour name because you straight stole it from me
    26. Rakurai Fan
      I could. But I will not. Not now.
    27. Rakurai Fan
      I'll change it at some point, but it'll stay for now.
    28. Rakurai Fan
      I'm going to pretend that you didn't accidentally post that on my page when you meant to post it elsewhere, and your (somewhat confusing) comment was intended to be a peace offering. I, seeing that this was all a misunderstanding, except.

      I'm Rakurai Fan (for now anyways). I've lurked here since monday, then laughed my ass off at the thread in my sig. On a whim I joined this forum and was met with a rude comment by yourself. I overreacted.

      *reaches out hand*
    29. DEATHMASTER
      People generally don't take kindly to being insulted. And I don't.
    30. Rakurai Fan
      And you continue to prove me right! What a great day this is!
    31. Rakurai Fan
      Oh did I make an observation based on obvious indications and post them rudely on your profile without really knowing you at all? I wonder what that feels like for you.
    32. DEATHMASTER
      I said the comic sucked. How did I insult you?
    33. DEATHMASTER
      Well I reported you. Don't bother me or post in my profile again.
    34. Rakurai Fan
      Atleast I'm likable
    35. DEATHMASTER
      why the hell are you talking to me anyways?
    36. DEATHMASTER
      Saw that coming. Now piss off if you've got nothing better to say.
    37. DEATHMASTER
      What you sayin to me majjot?
    38. mechanicallizard
      a man of few words today it seems.....
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