SamuraiKenji
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SamuraiKenji

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SamuraiKenji was last seen:
Nov 14, 2009
    1. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Your want?
    2. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      I got my braces fitted today. Now my mouth hurts. Oh well at least it was a smokin' hawt babe who did said fitting , she had huge jugs and the mechanical chair was borked so she had to bend over my face so her tits were resting on my face :D. I was all like "ooooooohhhhhh yeeaaaaahhhhh".
    3. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      I meant moar pics but I already did in the image dump because I had aload sitting around and I thought why not.
    4. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Ugh I just f*cked my profile messages up and deleted that cool chain we had by accident :(.

      Edit : more 40k stuff?
    5. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      I conquered.
    6. Mech Man
    7. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      thts wut she said LOLOLOLOLO
    8. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      "We don't needz no speshul aimerz or nuffink! We orkses just get more dakka ya' seez! Wen derz more dakka more 'oomiez bound ta getz shot!" - Orkish "filosafee" (40k) Basically it translates to more bullets = more dudes getting shot.
    9. Vegeta897
      Vegeta897
      Man I remember I used to hate the shit out of InkHeart. I wish I could remember why. Something art related?
    10. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
      char
    11. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      No my fine chap. I sincerely insist , so is YOUR face. Biatch.
    12. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      No , I insist. So is YOUR face.
    13. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      So is your face :frown:
    14. Hazard.Squared
      Hazard.Squared
      You do, they've gotten really funny as of late.
    15. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      No no no. The accent goes like this "Still though mate. Yer me mate , we say 'appy burfday."
    16. Hazard.Squared
      Hazard.Squared
      I nabbed it from the Explosm Forums.
    17. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      My birthday was on the 14th so theres no need to say happy b-day mate :D
    18. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      No , I was not joking. I got a monkey made of chocolate for my brithday. Its tasty.
    19. Hazard.Squared
      Hazard.Squared
      I know, it's awesome.
    20. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      I have a monkey made of chocolate...
    21. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Please try to get your comp back. Im lonely on steam :(. Seriously man , just steal it back. What are ya? A girl? And if you are will you have sex with me? ;)
    22. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Yeah I remember , its just that... Well , how are you on HL2.net now?

      Edit : If/when you get steam back wanna play some L4D? Just the two of us baby... ;)
    23. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      I know , she was pretty disapointed about the lack of payment. On a completely unrelated note why the hell arent you on steam no more?
    24. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Contrary to popular (read "myspacefags) belief copy/pasting lyrics is most certainly , not cool.
    25. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      C'mon baby don't play hard to get... You know you want it :D
    26. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Yay my bro is still alivededed!!!

      /Me makes out with Kenji
    27. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      What man? I thought you was like , dead or something. I was waiting for you to talk first...
    28. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Would it make you feel better if I gave you double pay next time Hans gets to work?
    29. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Yes. Several times. Just push them down the stairs or something I dunno. Or call child-line or something like that.
    30. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Then why do what they say? I never did what my parents told me to do. Eventually they won't care if your behind on work or anything like that. Just make sure you do the work eventually though , don't want to be a slacker now do ya?
    31. Raziaar
      Raziaar
      It's not staying forever, but it's here for now! Best of all I didn't have to make it. Another member did... ages ago.
    32. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      So? That why you don't tell them which friends house your going to , duh. In fact don't tell them your going to anyones house.
    33. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Do what I did that one time , break out and stay at a friends for a while.
    34. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Tell your parents that if they don't release you from their evil grasp (and presumably their giant doom fort) I , super-mech , will come over there and beat them to a bloody , messy , tasty pulp.
    35. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Then what? Your on holiday? That does not make sense , your not allowed to leave my basement!
    36. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Holiday? That fat guy from F.E.A.R 1?
    37. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Happy birthday. Or else.
    38. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Nice. I can't remember what ending I got. I think it was the one where Strelok gets crushed by the rubble which he thinks is a pile of money (lol pwnt).
    39. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      Touche douche.
    40. Mech Man
      Mech Man
      No no no , you did it too slow. You have to make it super-quick , thats what makes it a "super-quick-high-five". Jeez it isn't rocket science.
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