Sam

How did you can has so many posts D:

Congratulations. You have viewed my profile. Standard viewing protocol requires I befriend you. Optional befriending protocol allows me to present you with an amusing song.

To me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.
End is the only part of the word
That I heard.
Call me morbid or absurd.
But to me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.

To me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.
End is the only part of the word
That I heard.
Call me morbid or absurd.
But to me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.

When I go fishing for the words
I am wishing you would say to me,
Im really only praying
That the words youll soon be saying
Might betray the way you feel about me.

But to me, coming from you,
Friend is a four letter word.

Lots of hearts.

Hearts

Palpitations of the e-Rotic kind? Or do I feel more like arteries filled with saturated fats?

This is actually a really cool profile. I've never seen anything like it.

Oh god, Profile of the Year... no, CENTURY Award!

Perfectomundo.

What am I doing wrong?

Oh man Sammy, I almost forgot about you! Be my buddy and customize this profile!

Customise this immediately.

Sam, you're doing it wrong!