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Headcrab, from Behind you.

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    Behind you.
    Gaze into my chocolate eyes
    Let my music sterilise
    Give to me your hard earned coin
    I'll share with you my tortured groin
    what you're feeling is not weird
    you want to burrow in my beard

    Gaze upon my chiselled abs
    I no longer have the crabs

    my rhymes will grab you by the throat
    and ride you like a sturdy goat
    I will drown you in my scent
    with or without your consent
    I am a whore of some renown
    Your buttocks are my hunting ground
    I am a manwhore without peer
    Absorbing sex from the atmosphere
    Woah woah woah woah wowoah woah
    woah woah wowoah woooaaahhh
    Wowowoah wowowoaah wowowowowowoooaahh

    Pressure building like a cyst
    I want to share with you love's fist

    I'll lick your feet,I'll wear a collar
    I'd do anything for a dollar
    I will fit you like a glove
    More precious than a father's love
    Not that I would really know...*hmph*
    I like my women rich and young
    the kiss of yoghurt on my tongue
    I wield a fleshy latin sword
    raptor jesus is my lord

    Let me be your phantom limb
    crack and yoghurt keeps me slim

    Struggling with modernity
    a whore for all eternity
    Quest of the Manwhore - Sexual Lobster / Greasy Moose