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mechanicallizard

Party Escort Bot, 24, from asscrack

mechanicallizard was last seen:
Jan 31, 2013
    1. YROC
      YROC
      I can fix you. I have the money, I have the technology. I just need a copy of Fallout and Fallout 2 to motivate me.
    2. YROC
      YROC
      I'm not that dissapoint. XD
    3. YROC
      YROC
      I am dissapoint.
    4. YROC
      YROC
      One can only hope.
    5. YROC
      YROC
      Well, just slap the hell out of your friend. Seriously. You don't just ruin a cart and get away with it.
    6. YROC
      YROC
      Swab it to death. It'll work eventually. My brother spilled soda in a gamecube and it still works. Have faith. :P
    7. SamuraiKenji
      SamuraiKenji
      He survived, if only just. The thing from ski-free found him and nursed him back to health.
    8. YROC
      YROC
      Cotton swab it. >.>
    9. SamuraiKenji
      SamuraiKenji
      You must by thinking of my cloned clone, SemereiKinjay.
    10. SamuraiKenji
      SamuraiKenji
      It doesn't. Also, i knew what you were doing. I am a winnar.
    11. YROC
      YROC
      Blow hard, lol.
    12. SamuraiKenji
      SamuraiKenji
      FINE THEN CHANGE YER DAMN MIND
    13. YROC
      YROC
      I haven't played that. Good luck.
    14. amaranth
      amaranth
      Whip it good!
    15. YROC
      YROC
      Ha. I hope you get to play it. It's an "epic" game.
    16. SamuraiKenji
      SamuraiKenji
      You bet your ass you do.
    17. SamuraiKenji
      SamuraiKenji
      My compy is down for a while, and i've been busy :<
    18. YROC
      YROC
      Yeah, the The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past for SNES is the greatest one made. Ocarina of Time is pretty much the 3-D version of that, which is also a good game. The only one or two I would stay away from is ZeldaII for NES and the PhillipsCD games. They were "meh". Everything else is pretty good. The gameboy ones are also "meh". Majoras Mask on N64 is also very difficult... so yeah. Anyways, if you're really thinking about getting a zelda game, I would suggest ALttP and OoT, aswell as TLoZ for NES and the two new GCN versions. You get your choice on the wii TP as it is on the GCN and Wii. I got the GCN version. I don't like waving my hands around.
    19. YROC
      YROC
      No way man. I have a copy of Fallout3 that I don't play as much as my SNES Zelda game. If you lived close, i'd just give you my DF2.
    20. YROC
      YROC
      Now I need to find my copy of Delta Force. I want to play it bad.
    21. YROC
      YROC
      The map layouts are my favorite. Sniping someone from a mile away is always fun.
    22. YROC
      YROC
      I prefer DF2 myself, but LW is awesome aswell.
    23. G(ordon)-man
      G(ordon)-man
      Oh, I see. And i thought....well. I have a way to cheer him up!
    24. Rizzo
      Rizzo
      It is a great honor.
    25. barbarbarbarbar
      barbarbarbarbar
      pretty much , yes
    26. Dodo
      Dodo
      Yeah japanese burgers are apperently the shiiit...
      Oh, no, its a friends brother.. and i wouldnt know, ill ask.
      I think he's in the dutch special forces...
    27. Dodo
      Dodo
      going to tokyo for the sushi, japanese girls, apparently the best burgers in the world, and random junk. I better start saving some money though : /

      You planning on going to Afganistan? A friends brother is there atm, not a nice place to be.
    28. Dodo
      Dodo
      Ah, south asia is awesome, or so all my friends say, im gonna go to japan in a few months...
      Are you ever going back to africa?
    29. Dodo
      Dodo
      likewise :p
      You back in zambia, or still in the UK?
    30. G(ordon)-man
      G(ordon)-man
      Only man who can beat Chuck Norris!!

      we are all slowly dieing.
    31. barbarbarbarbar
      barbarbarbarbar
      It's a flute you pervert. :D
    32. G(ordon)-man
      G(ordon)-man
      Seagal for life!
    33. G(ordon)-man
      G(ordon)-man
      duuuuuuuuuude
    34. barbarbarbarbar
      barbarbarbarbar
      encyclopediadramatica.com/So_Cash

      I was joking :)
    35. barbarbarbarbar
      barbarbarbarbar
      Yes that's me.My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

      Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

      Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
    36. PJ
      PJ
      so why are you here in the first place? on holiday?

      you going anywhere else?
    37. PJ
      PJ
      well, have fun. i'm going to Austria next week, so i wont be there :p
    38. G(ordon)-man
      G(ordon)-man
      nak-NAK!!
      **** yeah!
    39. PJ
      PJ
      essex? awesome? what part? :S

      there are some nices places, i guess
    40. Raziaar
      Raziaar
      You need to get out of that country man.
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    Birthday:
    Jan 26, 1990 (Age: 24)
    Location:
    asscrack
    Occupation:
    none. feel free to send me money
    i dont want to tell you.

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    “I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.”​