mechanicallizard

I just found them on Tumblr. :V

Nice to have you back, mate! I've missed you!

good man. it's my dream to be in the SAS, dunno if it's ever going to happen though. you from the UK?

don't get your hopes up, I'm not actually in the SAS (sadly) I just got a major interest in them

SNYAP INTO A SLYIM JYIM

I just sent a message to San Francisco. You shall have backup soon enough.

DO EET!

That's alot of pounds.

HELL YEAH, BOYEH. I'M THE BONE-JOUR (bonesaw)

MIND-BOGGLIN'!

That would be nice too.

Hope you come back in one piece.

How's my new profile look? Call: 1-800 STARWARS and tell me how much I suck at design.

bawwwwww, how sweet

People eat each other there.

Hopefully, they're not covered in lead.

Word generator, not sound generator.

you took my name! D:

Oh, right. Sea gals never lie.

Aye, google it.

Make sure you get the big victory rat traps

My random word generator broke. :(

Okay, you're going to need to wander around and level up before you attempt to destroy it. By then, your pulse grenades should be able to punch through.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

MY FAITH IS WANING!?!?! OH MY GOD

Pulse grenade or stick.

YOU SICK ****!!!!????!!!!????

lolwtfbbq

um... maggotviiiiiille showcaaaaaaase?

Yus, your cat is a robut.

lol. I was reading webcomics and playing on Kongregate

Seagal holds the power of the darkside, those who follow his path, with conquer with him, those opposed to him... well, lets just say the sky will darken a shadow like no other.

beeeeeeeeeeees.

ROBUTS IN DISGUISE!

Ive actually been on quite alot, its just that ive not been on the forums.

I just realised your avatar is Steven Seagal.
This is a semi-good thing.
I still love you though.

Robut Cat

whooooa.

It's alright, because I made this robot body for you. Or as Dr. Zoidburg would say, "Robut".

aight

You traded Fallout 3 for Farcry 2... D;

Don't know if should fix.

Masturbate? CREEPY SHIT