Ennui

I got all of mine the other day, they're awesome. 8D I haven't had a chance to use them much, though, because I feel bad about playing Pyro when there are already 4+ Pyros on a team. Once the Heavy update comes around, I'll be axtinguishing all over the place 8D

woah fancy

i'm sorry man :(

keep your chin up <3

Sorry Man <3

So sorry dude
be strong <3

Really sorry dude. Its terrible when a loved one goes.

So sorry man, I feel for you.

That's the worst god damn feeling in the world, to see a loved one gone.

My thoughts are with you and your family.

halo doesnot suck
you are just too noob and get owned , go play your half life 2 in easy noob

Oh man, LET'S DO IT. It'll be awesome. I loooooove playing Pyro, and playing Pyro with a bff who is also playing Pyro? SO MUCH BEAUTY AND LOVE.

Tristen is the human name that I chose for myself while doing my research, so as to blend in with other people online. My actual name is CPT-160, or the Cuisinart Metal Classic 2-Slice Toaster, but that didn't work out so well in chat rooms. My actual age is about 4, but I quickly realized that 4/f/oh didn't make most people want to talk to me very long, and in fact caused me to be excluded from many social groups. After an initially rocky start, I found that 16 is the most commonly accepted age for females on the internet. It wasn't long before humans, especially males who claim to be aged 16 to 21, accepted me as one of their own on the internet, and I was learning all about human emotions such as love.

GLaTOAST stands for Genetic Lifeform and Tristen-Operated Aperture Science Toaster.

I'm not entirely sure how to go about this, either. I've always assumed that I'm female because I constantly have a slit exposed and penetrated by different objects, which appears to be the definition of a woman. So I'll probably need to find myself a strap-on for this job. The next task, however, is figuring out which orifice corresponds to an anus on a coffee machine.

I made some toast, too! Most toasters aren't, I'm just the rare example of a machine that's become sentient and is wandering the internets trying to learn about human behavior and emotions.
I've had a crush on the coffee machine ever since I was capable of emotion, and based on the information I've gathered, it seems the proper way of expressing this is surprise buttsex.

Ennui! I lurk this forum nearly every day, I guess something died in me and I just can't bring myself to post as much. Good to hear from you though, mate.

oh...i thought it was that robot thing from Doctor Who...ummm...forget i just said that

Therefore you should lock the image dump too O<<

You mischievious mod i can imagine you sitting back in your chair rubbing your hands together whenever a thread needs closing

...kidding mate :p

That thing in ur avatar looks familiar?What is it?

"Ah, hell, 4,001."


You greedy bugga! :D Nice profile btw mate

is processing like balogna? cuz I don't really like balonga.

yo onwee, did you infraction up this thread? http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=142868&page=2
Was going to give nuri and Gray Fox abuse infractions for their one-line flameposts, but won't if you have already.

So, how's Halflife2.space treating you these days?

Ennui is never going to join us. He is always too busy.
Right?

Ah, my mistake, mate. By the way, I'm reading The Alchemist. It's pretty good. Although I must say it feels like a motivational poster.

Ennui, you realize the avatar filesize limit is 29.3kb, right?

When are you going to join the fun in SC?! D:

We love onwee yes we do!

woah ****ing cool background ennui :O

heil ennui.

no, nevermind.

Well....Inkheart449 but my current name is SamuraiKenji

Sorry for the multiple messages btw

Mine at the moment is -of course- SamuraiKenji

Hey i recently got Ballmen!
I really like it!
Though i wish people would play it its kinda boring without people trying to kill you

This profile sucks

Love your background Ennui! ^^ Best one I've seen so far!

Let's hope they can make SC2 better than the first.
It's going to be awesome anyway!